Living up to his name

Cassie here with a quick update for our loyal following.

Giant Loser came over on Wednesday night for dinner and the hockey game. I was all nerves, but thanks to my good friends Monica and alcohol, was able to calm them enough to act mostly normal when he turned up.

We had some great conversation, and it was definitely flirtier than our Sunday date (I went to the movies with GL the day after the mathematician… was not feeling the double header so there wasn’t even on base action that day).

We didn’t end up making it to the second period of the hockey game before we got to fooling around. He’s a great kisser! Fast forward to HR territory and I go to reach for protection.

I WILL WARN YOU THAT THE NEXT BIT OF INFO MIGHT BE IN THE ‘OVER SHARE’ TERRITORY FOR SOME, SO LOOK AWAY NOW IF YOU ARE FAINT OF HEART.

GL proceeds to say rather coyly “I don’t mean to be cocky, but are they large (condoms)?” umm… no regular sized, thank you. “ah well I need large, I have some” and out comes the Large Magnum. Oh dear god. He then struggles to even get that bad boy on. At this point I am a little worried about my little lady friend - I certainly don't want to add her to the injuries list. I have been sitting here trying to figure out how to write the next part without sounding like a porn star with a loose va-jayjay. Let’s just say that after warming up to GL’s large member, it was all good. But the dude lived up to the Giant nickname in more ways than one!

This weekend, however GL earned the second half of his nickname by cancelling on me twice!! I'm going to keep him around for recycling purposes, but keeping one foot firmly out the door. Anyways, I probably had a better time hanging out with the SOS ladies this weekend!

Until next time,
Cassie x