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Calgary Kid, Volume 1

** WARNING: The following post deals with mature subject matter and contains scenes of nudity and coarse language. Viewer discretion is advised **

So I think I have alluded to some steamy emails that Calgary Kid and I have been exchanging since we met back in July.  But I don't think I have told you all what a talented and descriptive writer he is :)  This weekend in Montreal the whole gang got a peek, and suggested that I might share CK's writing skills with the broader blog audience.  So here goes - installment number one is titled...

"On the ride home from the airport..."

I am going to rub your inner thigh until your jeans are wet with anticipation. Your clit is going to swell so hard that you will want to rip off your jeans. When we roll into the parkade underneath your apartment complex I will proceed to kiss you and unbutton your shirt. Your windows will get steamy from all of the heavy breathing. As I grab on to your left breast still covered by your bra, I uncover your right breast and start sucking on your hard nipple. I continue to stroke your thigh and then invite you to close your jacket and head towards the elevator.


When we get into the elevator we start to travel up. I stop the elevator between the first and second floor and start kissing your neck from behind. I unbutton your pants and have one hand gently caressing your pussy lips. The other hand is grabbing your entire breast firmly. You can feel my dick growing hard in my jeans pushing up against your ass crack rubbing up and down. I push you into the elevator wall and start sucking on your nipples. Your pants are now around your knees and you are so wet that my entire hand is sliding back and forth between your pussy lips making your pink pussy quiver. I stick a finger inside your pussy and can hear your breathing go out of control as I continue to suck on your nipples.


I turn you around and place your hands on the handrail. I pull down my pants and move in behind you. Your pussy is so wet that I am able to slide right into you with no effort. No warm up strokes, I start fucking you so hard in the elevator that the people on the second floor can hear your moaning. I don't finish you in the elevator though. I pull up your jeans and start the elevator again.


We walk up to your apartment door and I slap your ass as we walk in. I take off your boots and pick you up. When we get to your bed, I throw you down and rip your pants off like a savage. I push your legs together and towards your chest and begin licking you up and down. Your pussy is so wet it is covering my face with cum. I suck on your pussy lips and bite them with my lips. When I open your legs I go straight for your clit, sucking on it and teasing it.


You jump on me and start riding me reverse. You are so horny that you keep slamming your bum into my hips wishing I could go deeper. My balls are dripping with cum as you continue to slam my dick into your pussy. The sound of your ass and my hips is perfect percussion. I moisten my thumb and start massaging your bum. Your breathing gets intense and you start to rub your clit against my body in an irregular circle. My dick is so hard now it could blow any second. I continue to rub your hole and gently squeeze it inside. Your bum squeezes my thumb as I enter and your pussy grabs on to my dick. You start rubbing yourself as you push my dick into your pussy as far as it will go. You start convulsing overtop of me as you cum all over my dick. You orgasm makes my dick so hard that I blow my load deep inside of you. My hot cum adds to the intensity of your orgasm as you feel it dripping out of you. You pull my dick out of you and start rubbing your clit against it forcing you into a second orgasm. Your legs are so tired that you push them out and lay on top of me. Cum dripping out of your pussy onto my stomach.

Week 20 standings

Well it took a good 20 weeks, but every SOSer now has a home run on the board!  Way to go Gemma!!!!

This week's recap, sportsfans:

• Brooke is back on top after putting in some serious work.  She's at 330 points
• Not too far behind thanks to some vampire action, Monica rounds out the week at 321 points
• Pamela has remarkably held on to third place despite being out of commission (Fam time) with 255 points
• Our environmentalist (but not to be confused for a vegetarian, right BC?!) Chelsea has been recycling for the team.  She's at 247 points thanks to many rendez-vous with White Shirt
• Cassie had a quick pash on the revolving dancefloor to keep up her batting average, now that GL is officially out of the picture.  She is at 223 points for the week
• Alex did some undercover recycling (tsk tsk), and assisted a fellow Becker.  She's at 115 points
• Victoria... if there were points for pole dancing this girl would be leading the pack (or is that making others pole dance?).  Instead, she remains at 93 points for the week
• And this week's dirty slut award goes to Gemma!!! This Becker got herself some Birthday Sex, to take her to 45 points :)

Until next time...

Cassie x

Birthdays, Revolving DanceFloors and Vampires

As you know, many SOS'ers painted the town red in Montreal this weekend.....red light district style...ask Gemma.....all I've got is revolving dance floors and vampires.

I'm only going to share a small part of the weekend, and let the others tell their stories (get blogging ladies!).

Sadly we missed Happy Hour at Hotel de la Montagne lobby bar due to a 401 traffic jam.  This forced us to do a good amount of pre-drinking in our hotel room before heading out to "Thursdays".  We busted into that bar with a mission.....vodka....followed closely by a dance session on the revolving dancefloor.  It is more fun that you can imagine.....and sporting sunglasses takes it from a 10/10 to an 11/10. 
After a spin on that dancefloor we returned to our comfort zone....the bar.  We ran into a douche bag group of stag partiers in lameo t-shirts handing over a marker asking us to help decorate their shirts.  Chelsea whipped out her lipstick and gave them all kisses, while some of the others used the marker to share the SOS blog site with the fellows- I mean who wouldn't appreciate some free entertainment right?  Well these douchbags wanted none of it, claiming they "didn't appreciate being used for marketing".....OMG, LOSERS.  So I gave a couple of them an ear full about showing up at a bar at midnight, asking girls to write on your shirt and then critizing what anyone writes?  All I can say is I feel sorry for the girl marrying one of those douche bags!


Following the lovely stag party encounter a rather sweaty but seemingly friendly dude asked me to dance, grabbed my hand and spun me around.  Figured no harm in a quick dance, until his moves included grinding down my body and putting his face in my crotch and then coming back up and looking for a kiss.  I laughed and said "I don't think so buddy", and then he BITE MY NECK.....is that supposed to be a turn-on?  I ran away clutching my sore neck,  and the lovely Alex handed me her drink after seeing the vampire action she knew I needed vodka pronto......SOS'ers are the best!!!

I truly enjoyed an 8 hour commute home that included some great stops....like an hour in a Dollarama stocking up on pregnancy tests (seriously- they sell them!!), then a coffee/washroom and preggo test stop (so far no SOS'ers are knocked up- play it safe kids).

And now this girl is relaxing enjoying the latest MadMen......thinking whoever cut out drinking in the office is officially my nemesis.

Time for this SOS'ers to enjoy the show and then catch up on some much needed beauty sleep.....It's officially playoff week, I gotta get some game this week to end on a high note.....wish me luck!

xo
Monica

I Wear My Sunglasses At Night

We got the dude playing the part of Mick Jagger in a cover band to wear a pair of our weekend shades while performing at a small town festival a couple weeks back (actually, he asked to borrow them- after seeing them on the SOS'ers he couldn't resist- yes, they are shaped like guitars- jealous much?)......

And this weekend I anticipate some more sunglasses at night action when a good portion of the SOS crew take on Montreal.....look out, here we come!

Pam loves Pink

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The Beckers

Best Date Story

This week stimlus package challenge involves recalling a date story (good or bad date- doesn't matter- looking for stories) from the past and sending me the details for compliation and posting, followed by voting and points!  Waiting, waiting, waiting for the stories to come rolling in......come on "ladies"!! 

xo Monica

PS- with Pam away I'm going to suggest we refer to her last date with the police officer for her story- it's pure gold in my opinion!

Classy

I should probably tell you that last night after White Shirt and I got home I put a towel between my legs and did the back and forth business for WS.  He asked for a towel and well, couldn't just be normal I had to act like a real ass!

~ Chelsea

Is this love, is this love, is this love, is this love that I'm feeling?

Well, nothing like waking up hungover on a Tuesday morning.  No real story there, Chelsea and I met up with an old friend who is visiting from out of town for some wine, some more wine, and then ended the evening with a bit of wine.  Highlight: Chelsea and I reaffirmed our status of life partners and determined we may get hitched next year in Vegas (hence the subject line), which is now on the agenda for our friends birthday!

So, the weekend.....well, Brooke and I went to the FC game which started at 1pm, so logically that’s when the drinking started. We drank for a solid 12 hours like it was a job.  Everyone else ate dinner at some point, I of course didn’t want to (typical of me when drunk- bad decision but always making it)- so imagine the state I was in by 1AM when we got home!

High School (HS) came to meet us at a bar in Liberty village after the game, then we ended up on the Esplanade, and eventually at Bier Market…..apparently my fav bar for making out in public, ugh, need to STOP doing that…..or at least cut back to one 'make out' partner per evening.  Further to the indication in the points posting, I also made out with Brooke (figure HS make out was obvious), she told me we had to for a guy who was there for his bachelor party and one of the challenges he had was to get 2 girls to kiss…..she’s such a lezzie.


Anyhow, yes, HS. So cute. But ya, bit scared of how serious he might get too quickly. I know it’s hard to avoid when you’ve known someone for so long, but I think for once I need to ease into this (and ya, I know going for a HR doesn’t sound like taking it slow, but this is me, I always go for the HR). So he said lots of cute things, like how he’s been waiting since High School for me, that it’s always been me for him, blah, blah…..also that I’m intimidating (don’t really get that one), and he told me he loves me, and has since he met me…..you know, when I was 16 probably…..oh my, the effects of alcohol!

So I dunno, he doesn't live in the city, he's GU (geographically undesirable).  I won’t see him this weekend (Ya- SOS in Montreal), guess just play it by ear…at this point I’d guess he’s further into this than I am, but it doesn’t mean I am not into it…..oh boy, everyone (Brooke, Chelsea, Cassie, etc) has told me a million times not to hurt his feelings, and not to do anything unless I was ready for something serious, but is that realistic? I mean he’s a big boy, and it’s gotta start somewhere, I can’t spend all my time worrying about hurting him, have to just give it a go and then decide if it is right?!  At least that's what I think, and is my current strategy.

Time to rid myself of this hangover, here are the ingredients should you ever find yourself in this situation:
electrolyte tablet in water (yes, pretend you are a hard core athlete, go to MEC and pick some up.  Drinking is a sport and I'm a gold medalist)
tea and toast (bit of substance- no sugar or butter people)
banana (must replenish potassium)
B complex vitamin (must replenish- and this is a very important - don't skip or substitute)

Advil if required

NO joke, do it all and experience the magic.....Hugs,
Monica

Week 19 standings

Greetings folks!

Very pleased to report that there was some point worthy action this week, despite travel schedules. Ladies - that's some true dedication to the sport, well done!

Here's this week's run down:

• Monica is still on top of the charts with 315 points, thanks to some more lezzie action with Brooke, and a long over due HR
• Brooke is a digit distribution machine (she may be patenting the method, look out!)... that and some on base action and rematches take this Becker to 305 points
• No word on our fair Pamela's activities while on vacay, so she stays at 255 points for the week
• Chelsea has been quiet on her White Shirt action this week, so she also stays at 227 points
• Cottage recycling with the GL takes Cassie to 217 points
• No word again from Gwen... stagnant at 115 points
• (the umpires are deliberating on this one) Alex jumps to 106 points for best location story!
• Victoria is gearing up for Montreal this coming weekend (and her lucky assisting charm Cassie is joining her, so points are bound to happen)... so this week was a quiet one - she stays at 93 points
• Gemma... our birthday girl! She is still at 23 points, but let's see if we can improve on that in Montreal folks!

This week's promotion is 'Rack Em Up' (5 points for each time digits given out at pool halls, off-track betting venues, casino’s, or karaoke) ... go get em ladies!


Also, the Canadian National Exhibition kicked off this past weekend... will this lead to some Carnie action??? 20 points are up for grabs ladies :)


Cassie x

A good party always includes Cecilia

A friend sent this over a while back, I just came across it and thought it was a good idea to share it- a classic song that will very likely make it onto the SOS Soundtrack!

xo
Monica

Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch

A few days ago I posted something for your entertainment on a girl who coloured a little outside the lines when it came to behaving in an acceptable manner when it comes to functing with a love interest. Girl was loco!

Now here's another treat, one for the ladies. I warn you, it is so ridiculous be careful where you listen to this because if your reaction will be anything like mine, you will laugh in disbelief. Quite loudly. Perhaps you've already heard this. If you have, may I suggest another listen? And again, bonus: It is from here in Toronto.

May I introduce you to Dimitri. Try not to fall in love. And if you do, be warned:

- get ready for your friends to be jealous,

- he may have to leave the area rather quickly and unexpectedly,

- do NOT be timid, as he does not date timid women.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823188

Raising the roof that good old fashioned chivalry is not dead (clearly),

Pamela

Hot Spur has Left the Building

So Hot Spur and I are pretty much done. We had a long and honest talk last Friday and I decided that I don't want to date him any more (although he still wants to date me). He saw his ex at a pub a few weeks ago and has started talking to her again. He says he really likes me and wants to date me but he doesn't want to be exclusive (he says he's enjoying the dating scene and is not ready for any serious commitment). So he asked me for time to figure out what he wants to do ... I told him to take all the time in the world but made it very clear that I will not date him if he's dating other people.

So I've been a bit down but I'll get over it. You know what they say ... "the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else" ;)

xo, Alex

This one's for Brooke

Friday's musical entertainment is inspired by our one and only Brooke Becker!

"Ain't no big deal, it's innocent..." or is it??? LOL

Hope your weekends are full of points,

Cassie x

White Shirt Update

OMG, where to start? it's almost been 3 months....and White Shirt (WS) is still on the scene!

Met him late one night when out with Cassie and Monica, after wasting time with be-jeweled "Ed Hardy". Went for a rematch a couple days later, and scored the Home Run. Immediate respect upon waking and realizing he had jetted in the early AM as he has home and work responsibilities. That may have won him some serious points.

A week later he joined me on Monica's well known and well used patio, and met some Beckers again. Monica and Cassie, upon second meeting approved; he proved his sweet side without even trying. Read recycle. Again he hit the road early, another good call- we don't need or want a clinger (read Goggles).

Next, a few dates, cottage weekend, many many drinks, many many recycles, etc. A Jays game, an FC game (note, we met Giant Loser and Cassie for the game, wow, he is a giant), a weekend away and here we are 3 months later and nearing the time to meet his little one.

There was a little hiccup a week ago from my bad old EX, a drunken "I'm sorry" phone call and further confirmation all is well in the world without him.

Life continues with WS, will try to update sooner rather than later....he's pretty wonderful, and keeping this Becker busy.

Chels-out

What am I doing???

I have had several ‘what am I doing?’ moments over the course of this summer of sluttiness… and that sentiment applies to my plans for this weekend. Since none of my SOS sisters were available to join me at my parents cottage… somehow I decided it would be a fabulous idea to invite the Giant Loser to join me! And while a weekend of sex and points scoring is nothing to turn your nose up at, I am slightly concerned about the ‘down time’… it is a 3 hour drive to and from the cottage. That is a lot of talking. Giant Loser is leaving for Oxford in 2 weeks, and our ‘relationship’ really has deteriorated into a glorified booty call (I make him have dinner with me first LOL). What on earth will we talk about?!?! The bright side? We are only going to be there Saturday – Sunday :)

As for Calgary Kid… things were hot and heavy in the email department. Lots of notes back and forth, in contact every day. I happened to mention to him one night when I got home from a boozy dance party with some Beckers (drunk texting, always a good idea), that I had been talking about him to my friends. Cue the panic attack. Dude sends me an email the next day about how he has a lot of fun talking to me, but isn’t ready for a relationship, has done the long distance thing and it was “horrible and stressful”, blah, blah, blah. I told him to relax – that I wasn’t planning a wedding, that I had just mentioned we were still in touch (geez!). That seemed to talk him down from the edge a bit, because we are now back on track with our emails and he is still talking about coming out in September (has suggested a date, so I think it might actually happen). If he does come for a visit, it sounds like it will be one for the SOS books by the tone of his emails :) Will keep you all posted on this one!

Have a great Thursday kids!

Cassie x

Week 18 standings

The Beckers have mobilized! With sisters in Vancouver, Whistler, Orlando and the UK points were few and far between this week, and no one capitalized on this week's promo 'Go Grey!'... perhaps next week's will be more enticing: 'Best Date Recap'

• Monica was not happy being number two for long. An out of town HR (her first of the season!!) takes her to 291 points
• Brooke doled out her number a couple times this week to take her to 280 points. Not too sure she's going to like being relegated back down to second place... expect some shenanigans will follow
• Pamela sits at 255 points this week. Let's see if she can rack em up while out of town! Family may prove to be a bit of an obstacle, but our Pam - she's a pro!
• Chelsea continues to recycle with White Shirt, taking her to 227 points this week
• That Mickey Mouse is one giant prude. No points were earned by Cassie while in Disney, and so she remains at 207 points
• Gwen is still at 115 points
• Victoria had a quiet week (recovering from her encounter with mini-Drake?), so she remains at 96 points this week
• With Hot Spur out of the picture, Alex is taking some time to regroup and devise a battle plan. She remains at 93 points for now
• No word on whether there were some Brit points earned, and so Gemma remains at 23 points

Until next time sports fans,

Cassie x

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Have you ever wondered what it was about Kelis' milkshake that is better than yours? I would be lying to say if I never have...

A few weeks ago I wandered in to a local sex shop with a friend, and while amazed and shocked by some of the wares, noticed a bulletin board with classes on a variety of topics, including 'Giving great hand and head'...

Maybe this is the key? Kelis does say she could teach me, but she'd have to charge! LOL

Cassie x

Keep talk talk talkin' that blah blah blah

Cause she won't be hitting that again, naw! naw! naw!

It can't be stressed enough: communication is key in any relationship. And it just goes without saying not to be a self-obsessed psychopath that never listens. Case in point, illustrated by clicking on the hilarious and fascintaing link below. Got to love that it's based out of our very own Toronto too - kinda of makes it a little more interesting.

If you have a couple of moments to watch, I promise you, it is well worth it. Lesson be learned. Many, many lessons. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771

Feeling exceptionally mentally stable right now,

Pam

High School Anyone?

A week away due to work travel lead to some fun and some reflection......Let's start with the fun; I ran into an ex boyfriend who I spent way too much time with when we did date (read: he's an idiot, this was not the fun), so perhaps this encounter inspired me to find some fun, if it wasn't that it must have been the vodka, definately one or the other! Anyhow, was charmed by a French fellow and spent a fun evening enjoying his accent.

Reflection......where to start.....let's go back 15 years, to high school. There was a certain somebody who I always had chemistry with, but our timing never really worked. Once or twice in the past 10 years we've gotten enough liquid courage to try to take it to the next level but the pressure just seems so huge after all the time, feelings, etc and it hasn't yet happened. After some drunk texting that started with him asking how my boyfriend was.....and me telling him Beer and I were no longer. (sidebar- I still talk to Beer on a regular basis and this makes me happy because I really do like him!) Anyhow, back to the dude from 15 years ago...he's been very attentive and even came to hang out with me and some of the SOS sisters last weekend. He is really an amazing guy, nicer than could be imagined, and always treats me with much respect. So again, I find myself in a position of thinking it's time to explore what it could be with him. (against the SOS theme? I can see how some would think so, but I don't know, I think the SOS sisters are extremely supportive of this one!!). So, once this pesky work travel is out of the way I plan on booking a date with this one, let's just call him HS (high school) and I will be sure to let you know how it goes ;)

On a very sweet note, I'm sitting alone at a bar composing this post (the cute waiter who is also from Toronto has been such a sweetheart, but keeps interupting my creative flow) anyhow....back to my point... there is an older couple at the table beside me, probably 70'ish who just pulled out their travel cribbage board and a deck of cards after ordering champagne and have started a game of cribbage. Ok, I love cribbage, and champagne so it caught my attention.....they are laughing and enjoying each others company in a way we should all hope to have at that age; so rarely do we have the opportunity to see this sort of relationship- it's inspirational. It's also time for another glass of wine.

Stay hopeful and inspired!

xo

Monica

50 ways to leave your lover

But I’ll just name a few. If these don’t happen to be your names, no problem, just change as needed.

1. Slip out the back Jack
2. Make a new plan Stan
3. Hop on the bus Gus
4. Drop off the key Lee
5. Just listen to me

* Keeping in mind:
- you don’t need to be coy Roy
- you don’t need to discuss much
as the objective is to just get yourself free

Which reminds me, Police Officer texted me a few times this week. After I froze him out and was silent. But I thought the ball was in my court? I think you need a new phrase dude. Thank goodness I never slept with him. I shudder at the thought.

I’m going on vacation for a little while, so aside from a few things that my SOS sisters will be posting on my behalf now and then while I’m gone just to keep it colourful, you won’t be hearing from me until I get back. Can you believe that August is already upon us? Me neither. So get out there and enjoy the summer and all that it brings!

Hug ya, kiss ya, love ya, miss ya,
Pamela

Location, Location, Location

It’s a topic of conversation that was bound to come up. Whether people were already talking about this kind of stuff before, or it was the Sex and the City revolution that helped spark the discussion, it’s all about location, location, location! People are talking and people want to know. So we had the SOS’ers tell us in their own words about the most unusual place that they have hit a home run.

Cassie

A number of years ago, I went camping with a bunch of friends and my boyfriend at the time. The campground where we were at was dead except for our group. At some point, after a lot of making out in front of our friends (as you do), my boyfriend and I went for a ‘walk’. Found ourselves on a playground… played on the swings and slide before starting to make out again on the platform of where the slide starts. One thing led to another…

Monica

This one goes back several years.....when a younger Monica had somewhat of a fling going on with a co-worker. Monica and him spent their days passing naughty notes to each other through the space between their cubicles detailing the things they wanted to do, and the places they wanted to do them in.One day Monica recieves an invitation for a meeting after lunch in a boardroom. Without looking at the other attendees she quickly accepts as the subject was related to a project she had spent much time on. Monica arrives to the conference room to find just the penpal coworker there, and he suggests she close the door. As soon as the door is closed he gets up, walks over to her and starts kissing and touching her. One thing leads to another and Monica finds herself on the boardroom table getting some afternoon delight. Thankfully no one entered the boardroom during the time, but the red-faced, messy hair exit might have attracted a few glances.

Brooke

This is going back to ’04. I was sleeping with a colleague, that’s right; I like to keep it at work! He lived at Jane & Finch at the time, with his parents, so a lot of our ‘fun’ took place in his SUV. This particular night he wanted to get a bite to eat and liked this hole-in-wall where you could apparently get a really good steak for cheap. It was definitely cheap but the steak was not good. I didn’t eat, just a couple of drinks. I went downstairs to use the bathroom and to my surprise there was a condom machine in the bathroom. I found this quite funny and relayed it to my friend when I got back to the table. He kind of gave me a funny look and I knew where he was going with this so I returned the look. The restaurant was empty and I happened to be wearing a skirt that night so everything sort of pointed to, why not?!?!?! Down to the ladies room we went, put a loonie in the machine, got what we needed and headed into a stall. I took it from behind facing the toilet with my hands on the wall!!!

I’m really surprised that this fling lasted as long as it did, about five months, for many reasons; have any of my sisters had too small?!?!?!?! I did go back one more time in ’06 when we were both completely hammered at a company hockey tournament in Montreal, at least we had a hotel room this time!

Pamela

This is going back a few years. I’ve had a lot of experiences in my time that have certainly left me going WTF?! but that was more due to situation rather than local. I suppose I would say that mine was one summer after the sun went down in the middle of a golf course. All was well and good until out of nowhere these lights started coming out of the darkness when security decided to make their rounds. In the middle of a green and no where to possibly hide, we made a run for it trying to avoid being caught in the headlights – which was very tricky to do considering it was dark and we couldn’t see the route of the path that they were following. Trying not to laugh, we made it to the edge of the water on the course and crouched low. Then we hear hissing. That wouldn’t stop and was getting louder, and closer. Assuming it was an air pipe or something we turned around just in time to see shiny black angry eyes and little teeth glinting in the moonlight. Did you know that Canadian Geese could hiss? And are actually known for being quite vicious when trying to protect their young? Yep, we had stumbled too close to a series of their nests and they weren’t too happy. We narrowly avoided get bit and took off to keep our eye on security to continue on with our business.

Alex

Ok here's the story: It was with a guy that I was dating at the time. He's a chef and for my birthday he told me to meet him at the restaurant where he worked. The restaurant was closed that day so we had the place to ourselves. He made me a beautiful dinner and we shared many many drinks. After dinner we decided to smoke a little pot while we chilled in the restaurant's lounge area. So one thing led to another and we ended up having sex in the lounge area. I'm still not sure if the restaurant had security cameras?!

Sex lab holds key to knee orgasms

Pumpkin pie and lavender, hey? Interesting reading on this hazy Tuesday morning...

Sex lab holds key to knee orgasms and the cheating vaccine - Healthzone.ca

Cassie x

Week 17 standings

Well... it has happened folks. Monica's time atop our charts has come to an end (tear), we have a new leader! Here is this week's recap (it will be updated later to reflect the winner of our week 17 promotion - best location story)...

• Brooke has been putting in work, and its paid off. Recycling and a rematch with Band Guy takes her to 276 points.
• Monica was out and about last week but is not back on the horse just yet. She remains at 269 points.
• I think the mid-week HR is becoming her signature move. Pamela jumps to 255 points with two of them :)
• Cassie and Chelsea are tied at 207 points a piece, however I don't believe that Chelsea has been reporting her recycling with White Shirt, so that may change.
• Gwen has been hanging with the Corporal lately but no reporting again... so she stays at 115 points.
• Alex may have seen the last of Hot Spur, so needs to find a new candidate to break 100. She stays at 96 points for this week.
• Victoria is suddenly back in the game! A long overdue HR and some digit distribution take her to 93 points for the week.
• Gemma's still on vacay... no word on action at this point, so she remains at 23 points.

Over and out.

Cassie x

This Friday's beats are brought to you by...

• Whitney Houston, "I Wanna Dance with Somebody"... I wanna dance with somebody, I wanna feel the heat with somebody
  
  And
  
• Sade, "Smooth Operator"... he's loved in seven languages

Have a good one folks!
Cassie x

Vodka Infused Thoughts

I woke up this morning craving advil, and after recalling the many bottles of wine, followed by several cocktails with Victoria, Cassie and Pamela, my mind went into deep thought mode...

1. Why do we say "vodka soda", but don't skip the 'and' in other cocktails? Gin AND tonic. Rum AND coke. Rye AND diet.....hmmm....this one occupied at least 25 minutes of my commute this morning, and it was really a 'stump the chump' question; I have no conclusion.

2. Where did the bruise on my arm come from? Hmmmmm, and why is there a freezie wrapper on my floor.....hmmm, let's put the pieces together. Right, so left the bar with Cassie and had some pizza (yummy). Went to Cassie's place and helped her make her bed as considered crashing at hers. Determined it would be best to go home rather than worry about it in the morning (she accused me of leading her on, I guess that is fair). Stumbled out of her condo and got into a cab. Arrived home, fumbled around for at least 5 minutes tying to find my keys and then make them open the door (so tricky!). Shedded my clothes from the moment I got in the door down the hall toward my bedroom (was a lovely trail to pick up this morning). Hopped into bed. Had a sudden intense craving for a freezie. Rolled out of bed to get freezie. Crashed into the door frame coming back into my bedroom, AH HA- BRUISE! followed by a round of cursing then hopping back into bed to enjoy my freezie, toss wrapper on floor and pass out. So classy.

3. This is the last one, because 3 thoughts on a morning like this is a lot! So, was last night more like a Thursday or a Tuesday? Ok, so it's a short week after the holiday on Monday, which made me shout various times last night "Wednesday is the new Thursday". But how could Wednesday be like Thursday after Tuesday realllllllly felt like Monday (and I had a case of the Mundays)? Hmmm, which day really does feel skipped? I don't even enjoy going out on Thursday's anymore because the city fills up with douche bags, so why would I have been excited last night about Wednesday being the new Thursday? I mean really, if I've learned anything this summer it's that Tuesday's are fun days.....several Tuesday evenings with Pamela, as well as a good one a couple weeks ago with Cassie and Victoria- all karaoke related fun on Tuesdays.....oh Tequila Sunrise, we will be back. So, similiar to thought #2 I did come to a conclusion on this one, Wednesday was my Tuesday, and my Fun-day this week, and today feels like Thursday....so it is really Wednesday (never liked hump day anyway) that gets skipped in a short week!!

A self-observation from last night.....I figured I would be right back in the game, after my conversation with Beer earlier this week, but I wasn't. I just wasn't feeling it, had no interest in talking to any of the boys. Highlight was when we chatted up the table of 2 girls beside us at the first patio we were at, they were very nice despite likely feeling that Pamela was hitting on them. I wonder when I will get my mojo back? I hope it's not this weekend when we visit a small town festival- I have a good idea what the local talent will be like and think it best to keep my distance from them!

OK, well off to be productive......and by that I mean try to get stories from Victoria and Pam about the trouble I'm sure they got into after Cassie and I bailed :)

xo

Monica

Stop or my mom will shoot

I don’t even know if I can articulate well enough the horror that was my rematch with Police Officer on Friday. It was last minute, it was brief, but it was torturous. As painful as it is, I will go back in time to re-visit this event for your reading (dis)pleasure.

After texting back and forth a few times during the day on Friday, I decided that I could spare a very short amount of time to meet up after work that day before I headed out of the city for the weekend. I figured it would kill two birds with one stone and allow for a meet-up that was forced to be brief, and would let traffic ease a little. Plus he was cute and seemed nice. So I agreed. We met near where I work for a quick drink on a patio (alcohol, so previous concern alleviated), where he knew my time constraint from the beginning. From about two minutes in, the red flags started flying. If I was a bull, all that red would have sent me totally loco.

In a nutshell, this guy is obsessed with being a police officer and in turn thinks that everyone else is as well and holds them on a pedestal. This includes me. All of this was illustrated quite painfully for the next 40 minutes that followed after greeting each other. (It lasted 40 minutes cause dude order two beers at once and the moment that last drop was gone I bounced quicker than a criminal fleeing the scene.) First it was the reference to where he parked and how he needed to put money in the meter – “Usually we* just put our badge info in the windshield and we can park wherever we want. But nah, I’m not sure about this particular area so just incase. Could get some rookie.” He made several references to rookies, as greying at the temples (which I found quite attractive when we met) and clearly at least mid- 30’s, a rookie he was not. *Please note the use of ‘we’. It was a very common theme used in every sentence, referring to police officers as a whole.

And it snowballed from there. He talked non-stop for the majority of the time, just randomly and incessantly dropping information about all-things police related, almost as if picking up a conversation out of mid-air. I was lost for energy, lost for words, and in total disbelief so I just stared through my sunglasses dumbfounded at how someone can be so clueless.

Some particular highlights, and these are direct quotes as I put them right into my phone after I left so I wouldn’t forget. I kid you not:

- I’m looking around a lot. I don’t want you to think it is because I am checking out other girls – why would I? You’re beautiful – but it is a habit to always look around and know our surroundings. I am constantly looking around. It’s second nature. (I never noticed.)

- It’s like when someone calls in a 1330 – oh sorry, that’s when another police officer calls for help and…

- Ya so we undergo extreme psychological testing because it’s very important for us as officers of the law to… (Clearly confidence was not an area you lacked in when the test results came back!)

- I’m not saying we’re God but when I’m telling someone to drop their gun or get outta the car, they need to listen. You see this uniform, and you listen. (At this point I am screaming in my head “WTF!?” and wishing I could be recording this. Also wondering if I was on candid camera)

- When I’m at work I only use my head. When someone’s shooting at you, it’s all head. But when I’m outside work, I only use my heart. I’ve got a big heart, you got to take chances. You will notice I am direct. Which is why I called you.

- You’ll see that I always choose to sit somewhere with my back to the wall. We all do. We need to know our surroundings, it is all part of our training. Like even sitting here I feel a little exposed but this was the only spot on the patio free so I though okay, I can compromise. (Calm down Jason Bourne.)

- So, what was your first impression of me last night? (Clearly fishing for compliments, so I just said “I don’t know. What are you looking for here exactly?” That was not what he was looking for in an answer, so the subject was changed to what comes next)

- There’s cops, and then there’s traffic cops.

- We go places, we don’t pay cover. But we need to be careful where we go because we never know the crowd there. That’s why I don’t really show my badge or let people know what I do, I like to keep that to myself and just be a regular guy. (“Right, just like when you dropped your wallet open in my face to show me your badge? I don’t remember that taking any prompting at all, so…?” Subject got changed like I didn’t say anything and he moved on.)

- I may go to Niagara this weekend. (Niagara’s fun, you should.) Well, maybe I can take you there for a weekend when you get back from your trip. (I laugh, make a face and say let’s not jump the shark here. Inside I am scared.)

I could go on and on, but I hope you get the picture. Like I said these were some gems that I squirreled away on the way home, but there were so many more. It was ridiculous. I called the waitress over for the cheque, we started walking and I headed out in a different direction refusing the company for the walk home, stating that I was in a hurry and had a stop to make. He went in for a hug, and I heard a distinct sniffing sound near my ear. He was smelling me. He told me I smelled really nice. Do I remember him telling me that I smelled nice the evening before? No, I told you, I was drunk. I started to walk away, he lingered to make conversation and kept moving in closer despite me moving away in fear he was going in for a kiss. Usually I would just deal with it, but this time I would have made a scene. He told me about six times that the ball was in my court, what his work schedule was, if I want to get together with him to contact him when I got back, but he’ll leave the ball in my court, etc. I get it, the ball is in my court. Naturally I hit that ball right the heck out of my court as soon as it touched the ground. I don’t want your balls at all!

Needless to say I am not contacting him and hope to never have to suffer with his presence again, but have left his number in my phone to serve as caller ID. Word to the wise: Play on this side of the law folks, you never know just who lurks behind that uniform.

Considering moving on to Purilator delivery guys (I'll take a brown uniform over the blue ones),

Pam

Midday Shenanigans!

Let's take a step back to July 30th.

Having a smoke with a colleague and very close friend I was explaining to her my Tuesday night where I cashed in huge on points. When telling her about my lip lock with Anna to my surprise she was quite offended that she too is 43 and I didn't look to her for the extra points!!

After explaining to her that the bonus points end that day we make a plan to leave the office and 'go to the bank'. At about noon hour we drive to the plaza close by, she did need to go to the bank, and on our way back I pull over to an empty part of the parking and ask if she is really willing to go through with this...

After a few awkward minutes with a lot of giggling we went for it!

Thanks for the points Jean you truly are a great friend!!!

~Brooke
xo

Bye Bye Beer

Well, they say all good things come to an end…..and the end of Beer+Monica is upon us…..

So, as you know, based on my various blogged complaints, he really hasn’t been around much, and when he has it’s been the less fun, and more hung-over side of him; probably a clear indication that he really wasn’t into me, or this, but I let it play out for a bit before deciding the talk that happened yesterday had to happen.

We met up for a beer (yes, the irony), caught up on 2 weeks of life and then jointly decided it wasn’t right. I was honest and told him I felt like he just wasn’t that into me anymore (which is fine, I mean honestly, I am far from perfect), and I also told him I thought it had something to do with him being too young. I don’t think he loved that comment, and I didn’t intend it to be mean, just true. I did tell him by young I didn't necessarily mean age, but more where he is in life; building up his career (I've been working on mine for 10 years and am considering a change) as well as his current living situation, with several roommates (he plans to get his own place in October, but that will be his first time living alone). He said he wasn’t sure he was ready for anything serious, despite being the one that took it there (he decided to meet my family, and I gave him many outs- and hoped he would take them when he didn’t). All in all, he’s a nice guy, we had fun, but it wasn’t going anywhere, so it’s time to move on. We did agree to continue being facebook friends, for now….and like I said, I do like him and it’s too bad it didn’t work out, but c’est la vie right?

So, hmmmm, what’s next? I have a bit of a crazy work schedule right now, and I wish I could take a week off and just sleep. Back to reality; there have been a few ‘suitors’ that have persistently been telling me that I need to get rid of a boyfriend that pays me no attention so they can show me how good they will treat me. Perhaps it is time to take them up on that offer, I could use a little pampering after a “boyfriend” that was MIA most of the time.

Look forward to updating you on my new adventures,

Xo
Monica

PS- thanks so much to the Beckers for your kind and supportive messages! Love you ladies :)

One of ours?

Headed to an SOS event?

Week 16 standings

Chimo on this sunny Tuesday afternoon!

Another beautiful SOS week has come and gone, and while I thought we might have a new leader heading in to the weekend, some last minute hustle has proven me wrong. Here's this week's play by play...

• Monica is still in first place, but its a close race now. Some 'innocent' digit distribution allowed her to stay on top (where she likes it) with 269 points
• Brooke... I don't even know what to say here. She worked hard to earn herself the most points scored by any Becker in a single week. The promotion on age points and lady action were big contributors. She's biting at Monica's heels with 263 points
• Chelsea and Pam are all tied up after this week. No word from Chelsea (assuming White Shirt has imposed a gag order?) and Pam's action with her policeman have these lovely ladies at 207 a piece
• Cassie turned down action with the Giant Loser twice this week (not feeling it), but after some debate with Alex and Monica, decided that she could probably claim some big and beautiful points, landing her at 198 points for the week.
• No word from Gwen... assuming she's alive and well and still frequenting Corporal Octopus' single bed. But no reporting = no change on the points front. 115 points
• Alex... despite having the 'talk' with Hot Spur, and removing their respective online profiles, didn't hear from her man this weekend. Thus resulting in no change on the point front... so sad at 96 points
• No news from Victoria either. Hope she had a nice weekend. 75 points
• Our lovely Gemma has hopped across the pond for some vacay. So there will be no change to her points for a while, but hopefully she gets a whole lot of Scottish/British action and improves on her 23 points upon her return :)

The season is winding down folks... at this rate I will need to sleep with a 50+ female midget coworker who speaks 7 languages on an airplane to challenge the leaders! Now wouldn't that be a story!

Ciao

Cassie x

Long distance SOSing?

So since Calgary, I have been emailing with Calgary Kid on a regular basis, and there is even some discussion of him hopping on a flight at some point in September. It looks like the weekend fling may have a sequel.

Which has me wondering... is it possible to start a relationship off from a distance? Or is a relationship even where this is headed?

I have a good friend who met a guy two years ago while he was living in a different country, let alone city. Somehow the connection was strong enough that they spent a year long distance dating before he moved to live in the same city as her. They are now 2 years happy, talking about a long term future together. But this particular friend is much better at emailing, phoning, and generally better at communicating than I am. And he was in to it.

Calgary Kid is several months out of a relationship with a girl he thought was 'the one' and sorting his shit out. While we email at least once a day, long and interesting emails, he has said that he's not ready to date (but maybe in the fall??). I hate mixed messages!

So I throw this out to you, our faithful readers... is it possible to keep the spark alive over time and from a distance? And before I start to over analyze every word he writes, do I just go with the flow and see what happens, or do I ask him point blank what the heck he is doing with me if he's not willing to date??

All this internal debate has me quite pumped to see this movie when it comes out - Going the Distance: http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi4236052249/

That is all from me on this holiday Monday, cheerio!

Cassie x

Funny Beer

Chimo!

Well, it's obvious which SOSers didn't have long weekend plans....here I am blogging again.

I just wanted to share a funny conversation I had (via text) with Beer:

Monica: Would you please make a plan to see me like you do your friends?

Beer: But it's all sports plan. Different. So, next week, Wednesday?

Monica: Pretend I'm a sport too, one that you should play more often! Wednesday is good.

Beer: Is this a sport? The Rules of Bedroom Golf: http://bl.net/forwards/bedgolf.html

From the link, with my fav's highlighted:

The Rules of Bedroom Golf:

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

6. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

10. Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

11. Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

12. The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

13. Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

14. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

15. It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

Let's just say Wednesday can't come quick enough for this Becker! In the meantime I should go for a bike ride and workout, to make sure I am in top form Wednesday for what will be an overdue date night with Beer....

Happy Holiday Sunday people!

xo

Monica