Location, Location, Location

It’s a topic of conversation that was bound to come up. Whether people were already talking about this kind of stuff before, or it was the Sex and the City revolution that helped spark the discussion, it’s all about location, location, location! People are talking and people want to know. So we had the SOS’ers tell us in their own words about the most unusual place that they have hit a home run.

Cassie

A number of years ago, I went camping with a bunch of friends and my boyfriend at the time. The campground where we were at was dead except for our group. At some point, after a lot of making out in front of our friends (as you do), my boyfriend and I went for a ‘walk’. Found ourselves on a playground… played on the swings and slide before starting to make out again on the platform of where the slide starts. One thing led to another…

Monica

This one goes back several years.....when a younger Monica had somewhat of a fling going on with a co-worker. Monica and him spent their days passing naughty notes to each other through the space between their cubicles detailing the things they wanted to do, and the places they wanted to do them in.One day Monica recieves an invitation for a meeting after lunch in a boardroom. Without looking at the other attendees she quickly accepts as the subject was related to a project she had spent much time on. Monica arrives to the conference room to find just the penpal coworker there, and he suggests she close the door. As soon as the door is closed he gets up, walks over to her and starts kissing and touching her. One thing leads to another and Monica finds herself on the boardroom table getting some afternoon delight. Thankfully no one entered the boardroom during the time, but the red-faced, messy hair exit might have attracted a few glances.

Brooke

This is going back to ’04. I was sleeping with a colleague, that’s right; I like to keep it at work! He lived at Jane & Finch at the time, with his parents, so a lot of our ‘fun’ took place in his SUV. This particular night he wanted to get a bite to eat and liked this hole-in-wall where you could apparently get a really good steak for cheap. It was definitely cheap but the steak was not good. I didn’t eat, just a couple of drinks. I went downstairs to use the bathroom and to my surprise there was a condom machine in the bathroom. I found this quite funny and relayed it to my friend when I got back to the table. He kind of gave me a funny look and I knew where he was going with this so I returned the look. The restaurant was empty and I happened to be wearing a skirt that night so everything sort of pointed to, why not?!?!?! Down to the ladies room we went, put a loonie in the machine, got what we needed and headed into a stall. I took it from behind facing the toilet with my hands on the wall!!!

I’m really surprised that this fling lasted as long as it did, about five months, for many reasons; have any of my sisters had too small?!?!?!?! I did go back one more time in ’06 when we were both completely hammered at a company hockey tournament in Montreal, at least we had a hotel room this time!

Pamela

This is going back a few years. I’ve had a lot of experiences in my time that have certainly left me going WTF?! but that was more due to situation rather than local. I suppose I would say that mine was one summer after the sun went down in the middle of a golf course. All was well and good until out of nowhere these lights started coming out of the darkness when security decided to make their rounds. In the middle of a green and no where to possibly hide, we made a run for it trying to avoid being caught in the headlights – which was very tricky to do considering it was dark and we couldn’t see the route of the path that they were following. Trying not to laugh, we made it to the edge of the water on the course and crouched low. Then we hear hissing. That wouldn’t stop and was getting louder, and closer. Assuming it was an air pipe or something we turned around just in time to see shiny black angry eyes and little teeth glinting in the moonlight. Did you know that Canadian Geese could hiss? And are actually known for being quite vicious when trying to protect their young? Yep, we had stumbled too close to a series of their nests and they weren’t too happy. We narrowly avoided get bit and took off to keep our eye on security to continue on with our business.

Alex

Ok here's the story: It was with a guy that I was dating at the time. He's a chef and for my birthday he told me to meet him at the restaurant where he worked. The restaurant was closed that day so we had the place to ourselves. He made me a beautiful dinner and we shared many many drinks. After dinner we decided to smoke a little pot while we chilled in the restaurant's lounge area. So one thing led to another and we ended up having sex in the lounge area. I'm still not sure if the restaurant had security cameras?!