SOS Final Round Up

Well its a sad day in slutiville folks... its the end of our Summer of Slutiness competition.  So this will be the last points round up from moi (until we figure out when our next season is at least!)

Starting from the bottom this time...

Finishing in 8th place is our lovely Gemma with 63 points.  If only this little lassie had her birthday earlier in the season, who knows where she would have ended in the ranks!  Two homers in as many weeks - way to end off with a bang missy!

In 7th place with 93 points is our fair Victoria.  When she hit them out of the park, she did it big style... a CFLer, a baby-Drake, a violent texter.  There were some good stories here lady!  Bravo.

Tied for 6th place with 115 points a piece are Alex and Gwen.  Gwen started off the game hot and heavy - lots of dancefloor make outs, digits handed out and lets not forget, trophies won!  However with the introduction of a certain eight-tentacled friend Gwen disappeared in to a cloud of mystery... Alex had a great season, with plenty of bachelors to keep her busy.  She finally settled on Hot Spur, and earned herself some decent points by recycling.  Well done to both, good effort!

In a very respectable 5th place is yours truly, Cassie, with 223 points.  This was a summer for the books for me.  The Cripple, the Mathematician, Giant Loser, New Guy, and Calgary Kid... its been a real collection of stories, laughs, and experiences! I never expected this from myself, so I am tres proud!

Chelsea lands in 4th place with 267 points for the season.  There were many a bachelor after this lady's beef curtains this season... goggles, nugget, poutini, audi, the counselor.  All this before she met White Shirt!  What a busy little beaver :)

And now to our medalists...

Earning a bronze medal is Pamela with 274 points.  What can we say about our little Pam-elama-ding-dong? Maybe we can talk about her inability to remember names of her suitors, or her penchant for younger men? Or perhaps her infamous double header?  But what I think is most noteworthy of this Becker is that she got to where she is today by setting the seasons HR record - a whopping 9!!  Should she change her name to Jose Bautista?

Our silver medalist is none other than Brooke, ending the season with 343 points.  I knew from the start that she was a competitor, but Brooke pulled out all the stops at the end of the game with girl on girl action, b list celebs, old ones, young ones, and even ginger ones!  She also set the season record for not one, not two, but THREE stats - most on base action, most digits distributed AND most rematches!  She works hard for the money :)

It was a tight race towards the end, but Monica snatched (he he) the gold medal from Brooke's fingers in the very last week of the game, finishing with 347 points (only 3 points difference!).  It is true that Monica set the record for most recycling (very environmentally conscious), and did spend a lot of the season with Beer... but what I think is fantastic about our champion is that she earned herself a massive amount of points, and set the record for the most assists.  The true spirit of the game exemplified right here folks!  Thanks for all you do Monica, to help your fellow SOSers in the pursuit of getting laid!



So thats it folks... one season down, how many more to go???

Cassie x