This week's standings

Greetings sports fans - it has been a busy week for the SOS ladies - including our first home runs of the season! Well done to all. Here are the stats as of April 18th:

• Pamela has 'come from behind' to take the lead with a whopping 46 points!
• Victoria had 'a whole lot of action' with digit distribution, assists and getting on base, to total 17 points
• Monica is doing alright despite her 'situation' with Mr. Beer, coming in at a very respectable 13 points
• Next up is Gwen who is giving out her number like its going out of style! Action this week brings her to 12 points
• Brooke made it out to a few events this week and racked up some digit distribution points, but our money is bet firmly on her upping the game and improving on her 11 points
• Chelsea had some success of her own this week, with some digit distribution which led to a rematch (date). We are all still awaiting the points outcome of that event. For now, she's at 10 points
• Cassie, who up until this point has had to defend her heterosexual status due to conflicting engagements with SOS events, FINALLY got on the board with an assist to Victoria (he was a exCFL player to boot!). 4 points
• Jemma and Alex made a good effort this week to turn up at various SOS shitshows, however are still waiting for their opportunity to show the men (and/or women?) of Toronto what they can do. 0 points

If this is a sign of things to come, this is going to be a crazy season - be sure to stayed tuned!

Cassie