Meet 'The Beckers' - Alex, Gemma, Chelsea, Monica, Brooke, Pamela, Cassie, Victoria and Gwen!
We're all meat eaters...despite what Chelsea says...she's the "shy, coy' one of us. You know, tries to "pretend" she's a vegetarian....anyway....Right now, we're kicking of the summer of S.O.S! What's this you ask?
Well....first, S.O.S. is the Summer of Sluttiness. Let's wind back the cock..oops sorry clock, to help explain why you need to tune in and experience the transcendental journey this blog is gonna take you on.
First "What's going through your head if you're the person taking a bubble bath at 5 in the morning, after nailing the leader singer of a not so well known, Canadian band, while he has left after the sex, and parties with his fellow band mates in another hotel room?"!
Second "You know you're a shoe in when you go to the car to get blankets, the guy sees a child seat (not yours) in the back of the car...not hidden, nobody asks questions, and he STILL spreads your legs in the elevator of well-known hotel that has obvious cameras! Concierge, CLEARLY enjoys his shift!"
We can't reveal which of us these stories are about, what we can tell you...there's a helluva lot more where those came from!! Only this summer, a point scheme's in place! Hell, nothing like some friendly competish among friends!
On our way out now to kick-off the S.O.S. HOOR-LA...so, stay tuned for more on the show-down, shit show!!
If its a numbers game we're talking here ladies, I'll call last nights shitshow a success! Made out with a 26 year old, had 2 gentleman (ok, ok children really) callers and my on again off again Jamaican fuck buddy texting me by nights end! God help the men of this town, we own this!
ReplyDelete~ Gwen