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Calgary Kid, Volume 1

** WARNING: The following post deals with mature subject matter and contains scenes of nudity and coarse language. Viewer discretion is advised **

So I think I have alluded to some steamy emails that Calgary Kid and I have been exchanging since we met back in July.  But I don't think I have told you all what a talented and descriptive writer he is :)  This weekend in Montreal the whole gang got a peek, and suggested that I might share CK's writing skills with the broader blog audience.  So here goes - installment number one is titled...

"On the ride home from the airport..."

I am going to rub your inner thigh until your jeans are wet with anticipation. Your clit is going to swell so hard that you will want to rip off your jeans. When we roll into the parkade underneath your apartment complex I will proceed to kiss you and unbutton your shirt. Your windows will get steamy from all of the heavy breathing. As I grab on to your left breast still covered by your bra, I uncover your right breast and start sucking on your hard nipple. I continue to stroke your thigh and then invite you to close your jacket and head towards the elevator.


When we get into the elevator we start to travel up. I stop the elevator between the first and second floor and start kissing your neck from behind. I unbutton your pants and have one hand gently caressing your pussy lips. The other hand is grabbing your entire breast firmly. You can feel my dick growing hard in my jeans pushing up against your ass crack rubbing up and down. I push you into the elevator wall and start sucking on your nipples. Your pants are now around your knees and you are so wet that my entire hand is sliding back and forth between your pussy lips making your pink pussy quiver. I stick a finger inside your pussy and can hear your breathing go out of control as I continue to suck on your nipples.


I turn you around and place your hands on the handrail. I pull down my pants and move in behind you. Your pussy is so wet that I am able to slide right into you with no effort. No warm up strokes, I start fucking you so hard in the elevator that the people on the second floor can hear your moaning. I don't finish you in the elevator though. I pull up your jeans and start the elevator again.


We walk up to your apartment door and I slap your ass as we walk in. I take off your boots and pick you up. When we get to your bed, I throw you down and rip your pants off like a savage. I push your legs together and towards your chest and begin licking you up and down. Your pussy is so wet it is covering my face with cum. I suck on your pussy lips and bite them with my lips. When I open your legs I go straight for your clit, sucking on it and teasing it.


You jump on me and start riding me reverse. You are so horny that you keep slamming your bum into my hips wishing I could go deeper. My balls are dripping with cum as you continue to slam my dick into your pussy. The sound of your ass and my hips is perfect percussion. I moisten my thumb and start massaging your bum. Your breathing gets intense and you start to rub your clit against my body in an irregular circle. My dick is so hard now it could blow any second. I continue to rub your hole and gently squeeze it inside. Your bum squeezes my thumb as I enter and your pussy grabs on to my dick. You start rubbing yourself as you push my dick into your pussy as far as it will go. You start convulsing overtop of me as you cum all over my dick. You orgasm makes my dick so hard that I blow my load deep inside of you. My hot cum adds to the intensity of your orgasm as you feel it dripping out of you. You pull my dick out of you and start rubbing your clit against it forcing you into a second orgasm. Your legs are so tired that you push them out and lay on top of me. Cum dripping out of your pussy onto my stomach.

Week 20 standings

Well it took a good 20 weeks, but every SOSer now has a home run on the board!  Way to go Gemma!!!!

This week's recap, sportsfans:

• Brooke is back on top after putting in some serious work.  She's at 330 points
• Not too far behind thanks to some vampire action, Monica rounds out the week at 321 points
• Pamela has remarkably held on to third place despite being out of commission (Fam time) with 255 points
• Our environmentalist (but not to be confused for a vegetarian, right BC?!) Chelsea has been recycling for the team.  She's at 247 points thanks to many rendez-vous with White Shirt
• Cassie had a quick pash on the revolving dancefloor to keep up her batting average, now that GL is officially out of the picture.  She is at 223 points for the week
• Alex did some undercover recycling (tsk tsk), and assisted a fellow Becker.  She's at 115 points
• Victoria... if there were points for pole dancing this girl would be leading the pack (or is that making others pole dance?).  Instead, she remains at 93 points for the week
• And this week's dirty slut award goes to Gemma!!! This Becker got herself some Birthday Sex, to take her to 45 points :)

Until next time...

Cassie x

Birthdays, Revolving DanceFloors and Vampires

As you know, many SOS'ers painted the town red in Montreal this weekend.....red light district style...ask Gemma.....all I've got is revolving dance floors and vampires.

I'm only going to share a small part of the weekend, and let the others tell their stories (get blogging ladies!).

Sadly we missed Happy Hour at Hotel de la Montagne lobby bar due to a 401 traffic jam.  This forced us to do a good amount of pre-drinking in our hotel room before heading out to "Thursdays".  We busted into that bar with a mission.....vodka....followed closely by a dance session on the revolving dancefloor.  It is more fun that you can imagine.....and sporting sunglasses takes it from a 10/10 to an 11/10. 
After a spin on that dancefloor we returned to our comfort zone....the bar.  We ran into a douche bag group of stag partiers in lameo t-shirts handing over a marker asking us to help decorate their shirts.  Chelsea whipped out her lipstick and gave them all kisses, while some of the others used the marker to share the SOS blog site with the fellows- I mean who wouldn't appreciate some free entertainment right?  Well these douchbags wanted none of it, claiming they "didn't appreciate being used for marketing".....OMG, LOSERS.  So I gave a couple of them an ear full about showing up at a bar at midnight, asking girls to write on your shirt and then critizing what anyone writes?  All I can say is I feel sorry for the girl marrying one of those douche bags!


Following the lovely stag party encounter a rather sweaty but seemingly friendly dude asked me to dance, grabbed my hand and spun me around.  Figured no harm in a quick dance, until his moves included grinding down my body and putting his face in my crotch and then coming back up and looking for a kiss.  I laughed and said "I don't think so buddy", and then he BITE MY NECK.....is that supposed to be a turn-on?  I ran away clutching my sore neck,  and the lovely Alex handed me her drink after seeing the vampire action she knew I needed vodka pronto......SOS'ers are the best!!!

I truly enjoyed an 8 hour commute home that included some great stops....like an hour in a Dollarama stocking up on pregnancy tests (seriously- they sell them!!), then a coffee/washroom and preggo test stop (so far no SOS'ers are knocked up- play it safe kids).

And now this girl is relaxing enjoying the latest MadMen......thinking whoever cut out drinking in the office is officially my nemesis.

Time for this SOS'ers to enjoy the show and then catch up on some much needed beauty sleep.....It's officially playoff week, I gotta get some game this week to end on a high note.....wish me luck!

xo
Monica

I Wear My Sunglasses At Night

We got the dude playing the part of Mick Jagger in a cover band to wear a pair of our weekend shades while performing at a small town festival a couple weeks back (actually, he asked to borrow them- after seeing them on the SOS'ers he couldn't resist- yes, they are shaped like guitars- jealous much?)......

And this weekend I anticipate some more sunglasses at night action when a good portion of the SOS crew take on Montreal.....look out, here we come!

Pam loves Pink

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The Beckers

Best Date Story

This week stimlus package challenge involves recalling a date story (good or bad date- doesn't matter- looking for stories) from the past and sending me the details for compliation and posting, followed by voting and points!  Waiting, waiting, waiting for the stories to come rolling in......come on "ladies"!! 

xo Monica

PS- with Pam away I'm going to suggest we refer to her last date with the police officer for her story- it's pure gold in my opinion!

Classy

I should probably tell you that last night after White Shirt and I got home I put a towel between my legs and did the back and forth business for WS.  He asked for a towel and well, couldn't just be normal I had to act like a real ass!

~ Chelsea

Is this love, is this love, is this love, is this love that I'm feeling?

Well, nothing like waking up hungover on a Tuesday morning.  No real story there, Chelsea and I met up with an old friend who is visiting from out of town for some wine, some more wine, and then ended the evening with a bit of wine.  Highlight: Chelsea and I reaffirmed our status of life partners and determined we may get hitched next year in Vegas (hence the subject line), which is now on the agenda for our friends birthday!

So, the weekend.....well, Brooke and I went to the FC game which started at 1pm, so logically that’s when the drinking started. We drank for a solid 12 hours like it was a job.  Everyone else ate dinner at some point, I of course didn’t want to (typical of me when drunk- bad decision but always making it)- so imagine the state I was in by 1AM when we got home!

High School (HS) came to meet us at a bar in Liberty village after the game, then we ended up on the Esplanade, and eventually at Bier Market…..apparently my fav bar for making out in public, ugh, need to STOP doing that…..or at least cut back to one 'make out' partner per evening.  Further to the indication in the points posting, I also made out with Brooke (figure HS make out was obvious), she told me we had to for a guy who was there for his bachelor party and one of the challenges he had was to get 2 girls to kiss…..she’s such a lezzie.


Anyhow, yes, HS. So cute. But ya, bit scared of how serious he might get too quickly. I know it’s hard to avoid when you’ve known someone for so long, but I think for once I need to ease into this (and ya, I know going for a HR doesn’t sound like taking it slow, but this is me, I always go for the HR). So he said lots of cute things, like how he’s been waiting since High School for me, that it’s always been me for him, blah, blah…..also that I’m intimidating (don’t really get that one), and he told me he loves me, and has since he met me…..you know, when I was 16 probably…..oh my, the effects of alcohol!

So I dunno, he doesn't live in the city, he's GU (geographically undesirable).  I won’t see him this weekend (Ya- SOS in Montreal), guess just play it by ear…at this point I’d guess he’s further into this than I am, but it doesn’t mean I am not into it…..oh boy, everyone (Brooke, Chelsea, Cassie, etc) has told me a million times not to hurt his feelings, and not to do anything unless I was ready for something serious, but is that realistic? I mean he’s a big boy, and it’s gotta start somewhere, I can’t spend all my time worrying about hurting him, have to just give it a go and then decide if it is right?!  At least that's what I think, and is my current strategy.

Time to rid myself of this hangover, here are the ingredients should you ever find yourself in this situation:
electrolyte tablet in water (yes, pretend you are a hard core athlete, go to MEC and pick some up.  Drinking is a sport and I'm a gold medalist)
tea and toast (bit of substance- no sugar or butter people)
banana (must replenish potassium)
B complex vitamin (must replenish- and this is a very important - don't skip or substitute)

Advil if required

NO joke, do it all and experience the magic.....Hugs,
Monica

Week 19 standings

Greetings folks!

Very pleased to report that there was some point worthy action this week, despite travel schedules. Ladies - that's some true dedication to the sport, well done!

Here's this week's run down:

• Monica is still on top of the charts with 315 points, thanks to some more lezzie action with Brooke, and a long over due HR
• Brooke is a digit distribution machine (she may be patenting the method, look out!)... that and some on base action and rematches take this Becker to 305 points
• No word on our fair Pamela's activities while on vacay, so she stays at 255 points for the week
• Chelsea has been quiet on her White Shirt action this week, so she also stays at 227 points
• Cottage recycling with the GL takes Cassie to 217 points
• No word again from Gwen... stagnant at 115 points
• (the umpires are deliberating on this one) Alex jumps to 106 points for best location story!
• Victoria is gearing up for Montreal this coming weekend (and her lucky assisting charm Cassie is joining her, so points are bound to happen)... so this week was a quiet one - she stays at 93 points
• Gemma... our birthday girl! She is still at 23 points, but let's see if we can improve on that in Montreal folks!

This week's promotion is 'Rack Em Up' (5 points for each time digits given out at pool halls, off-track betting venues, casino’s, or karaoke) ... go get em ladies!


Also, the Canadian National Exhibition kicked off this past weekend... will this lead to some Carnie action??? 20 points are up for grabs ladies :)


Cassie x

A good party always includes Cecilia

A friend sent this over a while back, I just came across it and thought it was a good idea to share it- a classic song that will very likely make it onto the SOS Soundtrack!

xo
Monica

Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch

A few days ago I posted something for your entertainment on a girl who coloured a little outside the lines when it came to behaving in an acceptable manner when it comes to functing with a love interest. Girl was loco!

Now here's another treat, one for the ladies. I warn you, it is so ridiculous be careful where you listen to this because if your reaction will be anything like mine, you will laugh in disbelief. Quite loudly. Perhaps you've already heard this. If you have, may I suggest another listen? And again, bonus: It is from here in Toronto.

May I introduce you to Dimitri. Try not to fall in love. And if you do, be warned:

- get ready for your friends to be jealous,

- he may have to leave the area rather quickly and unexpectedly,

- do NOT be timid, as he does not date timid women.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823188

Raising the roof that good old fashioned chivalry is not dead (clearly),

Pamela

Hot Spur has Left the Building

So Hot Spur and I are pretty much done. We had a long and honest talk last Friday and I decided that I don't want to date him any more (although he still wants to date me). He saw his ex at a pub a few weeks ago and has started talking to her again. He says he really likes me and wants to date me but he doesn't want to be exclusive (he says he's enjoying the dating scene and is not ready for any serious commitment). So he asked me for time to figure out what he wants to do ... I told him to take all the time in the world but made it very clear that I will not date him if he's dating other people.

So I've been a bit down but I'll get over it. You know what they say ... "the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else" ;)

xo, Alex

This one's for Brooke

Friday's musical entertainment is inspired by our one and only Brooke Becker!

"Ain't no big deal, it's innocent..." or is it??? LOL

Hope your weekends are full of points,

Cassie x

White Shirt Update

OMG, where to start? it's almost been 3 months....and White Shirt (WS) is still on the scene!

Met him late one night when out with Cassie and Monica, after wasting time with be-jeweled "Ed Hardy". Went for a rematch a couple days later, and scored the Home Run. Immediate respect upon waking and realizing he had jetted in the early AM as he has home and work responsibilities. That may have won him some serious points.

A week later he joined me on Monica's well known and well used patio, and met some Beckers again. Monica and Cassie, upon second meeting approved; he proved his sweet side without even trying. Read recycle. Again he hit the road early, another good call- we don't need or want a clinger (read Goggles).

Next, a few dates, cottage weekend, many many drinks, many many recycles, etc. A Jays game, an FC game (note, we met Giant Loser and Cassie for the game, wow, he is a giant), a weekend away and here we are 3 months later and nearing the time to meet his little one.

There was a little hiccup a week ago from my bad old EX, a drunken "I'm sorry" phone call and further confirmation all is well in the world without him.

Life continues with WS, will try to update sooner rather than later....he's pretty wonderful, and keeping this Becker busy.

Chels-out

What am I doing???

I have had several ‘what am I doing?’ moments over the course of this summer of sluttiness… and that sentiment applies to my plans for this weekend. Since none of my SOS sisters were available to join me at my parents cottage… somehow I decided it would be a fabulous idea to invite the Giant Loser to join me! And while a weekend of sex and points scoring is nothing to turn your nose up at, I am slightly concerned about the ‘down time’… it is a 3 hour drive to and from the cottage. That is a lot of talking. Giant Loser is leaving for Oxford in 2 weeks, and our ‘relationship’ really has deteriorated into a glorified booty call (I make him have dinner with me first LOL). What on earth will we talk about?!?! The bright side? We are only going to be there Saturday – Sunday :)

As for Calgary Kid… things were hot and heavy in the email department. Lots of notes back and forth, in contact every day. I happened to mention to him one night when I got home from a boozy dance party with some Beckers (drunk texting, always a good idea), that I had been talking about him to my friends. Cue the panic attack. Dude sends me an email the next day about how he has a lot of fun talking to me, but isn’t ready for a relationship, has done the long distance thing and it was “horrible and stressful”, blah, blah, blah. I told him to relax – that I wasn’t planning a wedding, that I had just mentioned we were still in touch (geez!). That seemed to talk him down from the edge a bit, because we are now back on track with our emails and he is still talking about coming out in September (has suggested a date, so I think it might actually happen). If he does come for a visit, it sounds like it will be one for the SOS books by the tone of his emails :) Will keep you all posted on this one!

Have a great Thursday kids!

Cassie x

Week 18 standings

The Beckers have mobilized! With sisters in Vancouver, Whistler, Orlando and the UK points were few and far between this week, and no one capitalized on this week's promo 'Go Grey!'... perhaps next week's will be more enticing: 'Best Date Recap'

• Monica was not happy being number two for long. An out of town HR (her first of the season!!) takes her to 291 points
• Brooke doled out her number a couple times this week to take her to 280 points. Not too sure she's going to like being relegated back down to second place... expect some shenanigans will follow
• Pamela sits at 255 points this week. Let's see if she can rack em up while out of town! Family may prove to be a bit of an obstacle, but our Pam - she's a pro!
• Chelsea continues to recycle with White Shirt, taking her to 227 points this week
• That Mickey Mouse is one giant prude. No points were earned by Cassie while in Disney, and so she remains at 207 points
• Gwen is still at 115 points
• Victoria had a quiet week (recovering from her encounter with mini-Drake?), so she remains at 96 points this week
• With Hot Spur out of the picture, Alex is taking some time to regroup and devise a battle plan. She remains at 93 points for now
• No word on whether there were some Brit points earned, and so Gemma remains at 23 points

Until next time sports fans,

Cassie x

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Have you ever wondered what it was about Kelis' milkshake that is better than yours? I would be lying to say if I never have...

A few weeks ago I wandered in to a local sex shop with a friend, and while amazed and shocked by some of the wares, noticed a bulletin board with classes on a variety of topics, including 'Giving great hand and head'...

Maybe this is the key? Kelis does say she could teach me, but she'd have to charge! LOL

Cassie x

Keep talk talk talkin' that blah blah blah

Cause she won't be hitting that again, naw! naw! naw!

It can't be stressed enough: communication is key in any relationship. And it just goes without saying not to be a self-obsessed psychopath that never listens. Case in point, illustrated by clicking on the hilarious and fascintaing link below. Got to love that it's based out of our very own Toronto too - kinda of makes it a little more interesting.

If you have a couple of moments to watch, I promise you, it is well worth it. Lesson be learned. Many, many lessons. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771

Feeling exceptionally mentally stable right now,

Pam